Chapter 9: Hua Tuo's Detoxification Pill

Soldiers are searching everywhere, and Guan Yu and others are trapped in Chang'an City

Hua Tuo: I see! What did you just say about a cold?

Hua Tuo: Immortal, do not play tricks on me, I am very busy. With just one of your spells, all ailments are cured, so why do you still need me to treat anyone?

Zheng Feng: I have no knowledge of medicine and possess no healing skills

Zheng Feng: It is difficult to recover from a cold that keeps recurring, and it has been like this since childhood.

Pressing the doorbell, it could be the rhythm of losing oneself, should I press it or not

Zheng Feng: Speak with more respect, Diao Chan is my wife

Zheng Feng: What hobbies did Hua Tuo have

Sima Wang Yun returned home to find that Diao Chan was missing and immediately reported it to the police

Looking at the sleeping Mrs. Zhang, Zheng Feng indeed had a fleeting wicked thought; this mature and voluptuous woman was quite alluring

Which pharmacy has it for sale

Liu Bei: Hua Tuo? I met him five years ago in Xiaopei, but now he is nowhere to be found

Zhang Sao soon felt her eyelids grow heavy, drowsiness overtaking her. She thought to herself, this is bad; that rascal Zheng Feng must have ulterior motives, and what he has given me is definitely a drug. I am afraid my reputation will be ruined.

These five individuals are indeed the Five Tiger Generals of Liu Bei, with Guan Yu leading the group. They have long since familiarized themselves with the situation within the Minister's residence and headed directly to a private chamber.

Zheng Feng: Is it possible to get a discount

Zheng Feng found himself in a bit of a dilemma; could it be that this lonely young woman was seeking his comfort? As he contemplated Sister Zhang's mature and voluptuous figure, a wicked thought suddenly arose.

Who is Diao Chan? The woman who was able to incite Lu Bu to kill Dong Zhuo must possess an extraordinary level of intelligence. Although she finds it amusing, she does not expose the truth and allows them to call her sister-in-law.

Liu Bei: He is a drug enthusiast, obsessed with medicine as if it were his life.

Liu Bei: Yes

Liu Bei: The Five Tiger Special Forces

Liu Bei : ... ...

Press !

"It is of no use; I have had this kind of cold since I was young, recurring repeatedly and difficult to cure, not even a deity can remedy it," said Sister Zhang

Guan Yu, with profound skills and the quickest recovery, addressed the beautiful young woman: "I am Guan Yu, sent by my elder brother Liu Bei to rescue the fairy sister."

A notification popped up on Zheng Feng's WeChat: Sending the Hua Tuo Detox Pill requires 10 taels of gold! Please press confirm or cancel.

Zheng Feng: Press it down

Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Dian Wei, and Tai Shici also bowed in greeting

Is it really that exaggerated? Zheng Feng does not believe in this nonsense; he thought of the divine physician Hua Tuo. Didn't Liu Bei know him? He should ask Liu Bei.

Am I a lonely person? Would losing my life mean death?

Liu Bei: A fierce general is not as good as a small woman

Zheng Feng: Stop talking nonsense and hurry up to take care of it

Even immortals cannot cure it

Zheng Feng: Diao Chan is my wife

Zheng Feng: I will find you next time, I have matters to attend to and must take my leave

Zheng Feng brought in the lean meat porridge and urged Sister Zhang to eat it while it was hot However, halfway through her meal, Sister Zhang began to cough incessantly and could no longer continue eating

Liu Bei: Do even immortals have wives

The gates of Chang'an City are closed and dogs are released, no one is allowed to leave

Diao Chan also asked softly: "Whose wife am I?"

Liu Bei: Yes!

Upon opening the door, there is a celestial beauty within, a stunning young woman

Without a moment's hesitation, Zheng Feng pressed confirm, and a pill the size of a bullet instantly appeared on the table

Hua Tuo: It has already been discounted; if you were not a deity, it certainly would not be at this price

"Sister Zhang, why don't we go to the hospital?" Zheng Feng said kindly

Zheng Feng opened Liu Bei's dialogue box: There is an important matter that I need you to attend to

Zheng Feng: Alright, do as you please, but first rescue Diao Chan for me

As dawn broke, Sima Wang Yun went to court, and five burly men emerged from the dark alley, scaling the wall to enter his home

Liu Bei: If not using the army, then what should be used

Zheng Feng: First, place it with you and let Guan Yu guard it

Zheng Feng: Dear, that is the Five Tiger Generals

The Five Tiger Generals were taken aback, their eyes no longer obeying their commands.

Liu Bei: Oh dear, the immortal is truly remarkable, but I just can't seem to remember. Send a team of special forces over, and they will rescue everyone.

Zheng Feng: I am looking for you to treat people

That is he himself: Zheng Feng

Zheng Feng: Is it worth using the military to save one person?

Liu Bei: What should we do about Zhang Liao

Check the WeChat fees again, there are only 450 taels of gold left, buying pills costs 10 taels, and teleportation costs 10 taels, these charges are really harsh

Hua Tuo was gathering herbs on the mountain when suddenly he heard someone speaking beside him, startling him greatly. He looked around, but there was no one there. Could it be that he misheard?

Zheng Feng switched to adding contacts from the Three Kingdoms and found Hua Tuo

Hua Tuo: This is quite simple, it is merely a cold toxin

Diao Chan was taken aback: "Fairy Sister?"

Guan Yu said: "Immortal"

Liu Bei: That makes sense

Zheng Feng: Is there an immediate remedy for a complete cure

Chapter sister-in-law called, it turned out her cold hasn't improved and she asked him to help buy a bowl of porridge and bring it up. He agreed in a daze.

Hua Tuo: This is for private sale, each pill costs ten taels of gold.

Zheng Feng found an excuse and went home to play WeChat.

The door opened. Sister Zhang looked even more haggard, with absolutely no intention of seeking comfort.

Hua Tuo: As long as you consume my secret antidote pill, sleep for two hours, and you will see immediate results!

Liu Bei: Please speak, immortal.

Guanyu suddenly realized that his words were inappropriate. Only the three brothers knew about the immortals, and it would be inappropriate for others to know. So, he carefully approached and whispered in Diaochan's ear, "My eldest brother also received instructions from the immortals, commanding us to come and rescue Sister-in-law."

Zheng Feng smiled, took out his phone to play Three Kingdoms, regardless of whether the person in front of him was a young woman or a young lady, he did not want to take advantage of the situation, he is not a beast after all.

Liu Bei: I'm going, this is a highly difficult maneuver.

Liu Bei: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Dian Wei, and Taishi Ci!

Sister Zhang swallowed the pill without a second thought, as Zheng Feng worked at the pharmaceutical company, and naturally, the medicine he brought could be trusted

Zheng Feng: I am a deity, just asking about you.

Liu Bei: Currently, our military strength is insufficient. If we rashly attack Chang'an, we will be annihilated before we even reach halfway, and we will still have to save that cunning Diao Chan.

Zheng Feng: Do you have special forces?

Hua Tuo was feeling quite pleased when suddenly the pill disappeared and transformed into 10 taels of gold. He was immediately so frightened that he trembled all over, knelt down, and looked up to the sky in worship, saying: "Indeed, it is a celestial being; I thought it was that yellow-haired boy come to play tricks on me."

Zheng Feng: Rescue Diao Chan.

Zheng Feng: Nonsense, how can a deity continue their lineage without a wife?

Zheng Feng: What the heck.

Zheng Feng: Not difficult, do you still need to do it?

Hua Tuo took out a pill from his bosom and said with a smile, "I'll exchange it for gold."

Hua Tuo was stunned for a while before he regained his composure: "Immortal? Why would an immortal come to me?"

Liu Bei: Excuse me, I almost forgot. Lately, I have realized that I am getting old, my memory is declining, and my physical fitness is also decreasing. It seems that I need to exercise more.

Zheng Feng: Alright, you go ahead and do your own thing.

Zheng Feng: What's wrong?

Zheng Feng: Okay, give me one to try.

Zheng Feng rushed to find Sister Zhang, holding the pill in his hand

Diao Chan is unworthy of me, who is worthy then? I am a celestial being, supreme and unparalleled, I can have whoever I desire, and there is no need to consult Diao Chan herself. Zheng Feng feels delighted just thinking about it, this is even more exhilarating than being an emperor

Zheng Feng: Has your head been kicked by a donkey? Why not just send a few people over

Liu Bei: Immortals, wait a moment. I have sent five elite soldiers to Chang'an to rescue Immortal Sister-in-law. They will be able to do it soon. However, I don't know how Immortals plan to arrange Immortal Sister-in-law.

Zheng Feng stated directly: The cold keeps recurring and does not improve, how should it be treated

Zheng Feng closed his phone, preparing to go out for a bento for dinner